
#WEIRD AL HEADLINE NEWS SKATING MOVIE#
They got paid for their sound bites And sold their TV movie rightsĪnd then, there was this guy who Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner And when he finally came to He found that Mr. Tonya Hardings boyfriend beating her figure-skating rival Nancy Kerrigan, and Lorena Bobbitt. Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm whip sound Ahh Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a. Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Ahh Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm Headline News is a parody song by Weird Al Yankovic. Headline News Lyrics by Weird Al Yankovic at Lyrics On Demand. Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneecap The warden whacked it so hard Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm whip sound Ahh Once there was this girl who Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion And when she finally made it She saw some other girl who was better ding sound And so she hired some guy to Club her in the kneecap Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm thwack.

'Headline News', in jest, is about three news stories of the mid 1990s: Singapore caning American delinquent Michael Fay, Tonya Harding's boyfriend beating her figure-skating rival Nancy Kerrigan, and Lorena Bobbitt removing her husband's penis (although 'weiner' and 'Mr. The people depicted in this song are Michael Fay, who was caned in Singapore for vandalizing cars Tonya Harding, who hired a man to injure fellow Olympic. The song is a reworking of the Crash Test Dummies hit, 'Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm', about three abnormal children.

'Headline News' is a parody song by 'Weird Al' Yankovic. Once, there was this kid who Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint And when he finally came back He had cane marks all over his bottom He said that it was from when The warden whacked it so hard Weird Al in a screen capture from the video.
